@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.
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@AimeeHelene1: Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*
@notacroc: Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen
@GrantTanaka: that feeling when you hold her face in your hands & gaze into her eyes like she's the universe, then u think "wait a minute, who's driving"
@tweeterreader36: To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!