@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.
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@Nikkeya08: I tried playing dead to see how my 6 yr old would react... turns out if i die he'll poke me and go down stairs and eat chips...
@michaelianblack: As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku.
@Poutymcgee: *watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to "oscillate"