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@Tuna_Lover: Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing.

Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor’s dog, clean up mess from that lion thing.

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