@Tuna_Lover: Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing.
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@SonofConway: When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money.
@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.
@Try2StopME: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.