@Tuna_Lover: Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing.
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@TheDeadfishSays: "I don't want to make a spectacle..." Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job.
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
@Supafunkadunka: My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious.