@MableGertrude: Things were different in the 80s one time I was kidnapped for a week and no one looked for me. I came home & my room was converted to a gym.
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@daemonic3: [solar eclipse] SUN: OMG everyone's taking my picture today, they must love me! Do I look ok? Hope nobody photobombs me MOON: Hold my beer