@thisislizz: Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom.
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@anon_mommy: Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to "reconnect". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass
@weinerdog4life: If you see a cat with a dart in it, that's my cat and I need him back, we aren't done yet.
@T_N_Crumpets: Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say "NO" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]