@thisislizz: Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: EASTER, EASTER, EASTER Wife: *trying to level a picture frame* I'm gonna murder you if you don't start saying left or right Me: Wester
@Turbo_Jimmy: *hostage situation* Our FIRST demand: we want more bullets because we ran out... NO DON'T COME IN HERE
@collegefession: "College is a cycle of having absolutely nothing to do... to having every possible paper, exam and project due in one day." - Arcadia