@thisislizz: Things would be so much simpler if everything was as easy as your mom.
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@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."
@SteveSuckington: [comes home from store] Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale? Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?