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@flashember: Think you know guilt?

*takes long drag on cigarette*

I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa.

*exhales*

I hear Simba's screams every night.

Think you know guilt?

*takes long drag on cigarette*

I’m the wildebeest who killed Mufasa.

*exhales*

I hear Simba’s screams every night.

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