@wolfpupy: thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years
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@shutupmikeginn: Girl on my bus has a therapy dog with a marked vest and I was like, "what kind of therapy is he in?" because of course I said that
@JimmerThatisAll: If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist
@LindaInDisguise: Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages.