@wolfpupy: thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years
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@alizmay: Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried.
@MrWordsWorth: Sarah Palin isn't racist. Some of her white friends' best white friends have white friends who vaguely know someone who is black.
@BigRedKraut: I don't use my hands when I change my tampon. I just sing a jaunty tune and the Disney birds come in and begrudgingly do it for me.