@Loli_Sug: Thinking about getting a nutritional value label tattooed on my inner thigh.
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@HalfBakedHoney: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world.
@daemonic3: [grocery store] Ok, milk... Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! "Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"
@Michael1979: Bear tip: If a bear is mauling you to death, challenge it to a maths quiz instead (mauling people to death is against the rules in quizzes)