@skepti_ghoul: Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time.
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@sssh_squirrel: I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation.
@illuminatedwndr: the guy at Subway just put Cheetos on my sandwich. can't tell if he's stoned, or he knows that I am
@ImaFlyontheWall: If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore.
@rickygervais: Do let me know if you're ever unhappy with any of my Tweets. I will block you immediately. Anything to stop you being sad. You're welcome :)