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@Reverend_Scott: Thinking about having kids?

Buy a plant.

If you can keep it alive for 18 years, hopefully you're too old to have kids by then.

Thinking about having kids?

Buy a plant.

If you can keep it alive for 18 years, hopefully you’re too old to have kids by then.

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