@NicestHippo: Thinking is hard, that's why I appreciate websites telling me in advance how I will feel about the article
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@AnkCoupleTO: I tried hypnotizing my wife but *cluck* I think *cluck cluck* something went wrong is that *cluck cluck cluck* corn on the ground?
@iamburtjarvis: british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]
@NoticablyBacon: I forgot the word boiling and just called it angry water, i have no idea how i graduated college
@Social_Mime: When I was a kid I thought 40 was really really old and now I've discovered I was right.