@DepressedDarth: What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi

@RegularFred: [Enter your password] Secret [Password must be 6 characters] Secrete [Password disgusting but accepted]

@swiftenhaal: Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.

@BuckyIsotope: Octopus - 8 arms "Yes" Octagon - 8 sides "Yes" Octuplets - 8 babies "Yes" October - 8th month "No" I'm burning this world down

@bonehugsnirony: Life is about experiences. First kisses. Books that change you. Self-medication. Dogs telling you to set things on fire.