@GaryJanetti: Thinking of adopting a child. What color should I get? Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.
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@simoncholland: My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault.
@GensPlace: When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
@carlyken: "...until death do us part." *looks at minister* "What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"