@Cheeseboy22: Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
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@samalmightysam: The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@Kendragarden: I call my nephews "Dude" and "Homie" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)