@Cheeseboy22: Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
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@scorpicpanda: "You will regret this later" is not what to write in an engagement card, apparently.
@hellohappy_time: Can I be wracked with something other than guilt. Like. Can I be wracked with spaghetti.
@colesprouse: You're losing followers because you're not relatable enough. Try mentioning that you eat pizza. If that doesn't work, play the ukulele.
@AimeeHelene1: Can someone wake me up when this nightmare is over? *lies on floor, closes eyes tight* (in customer service line at Walmart)