@GuyEndoreKaiser: Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat.
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@Coops_Bradley: I'm still not a member of Jem and the Holograms and that is truly truly truly outrageous.
@Jerrypleasure: [RESTAURANT] Her : I like kids (To impress her) Me: *Points at any kid in a restaurant* I'm his father
@kyle_thatisall: I like to say "good morning" to older people after 1pm & watch their face burn with the hate fire of a thousand suns for me & my generation.