@GuyEndoreKaiser: Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat.
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@zachheltzel: "You'll have more fun in high school, Zach."nn"You'll have more fun in college, Zach."nn"You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."
@mama_earp: Announced sternly to students today that "only hard things are worth doing!" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to.
@TheCatWhisprer: Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.