@YoungNobler: This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code.
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@LovestruckLayla: So I have one coworker who uses "irregardless" and another who uses "unappropriate" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people.
@ShawnIzadi: Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What.
@BackrowSeats: People that say "God never gives you more than you can handle" never met my ex-girlfriend.