@YoungNobler: This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code.
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@Fred_Delicious: "Dad can we get a puppy?" "No but we can get a submarine if you like?" [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] "dad I should be at school"
@HatfieldAnne: Of course I don’t put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That’s just silly. She gets a stocking.
@PaperWash: I noticed you're eating that bag of popcorn one piece at a time. So how many people have you murdered?
@Brianhopecomedy: Well this is awkward. Apparently when my wife's friend invited me over for a play-date I was supposed to bring my kids.