@IvyelleWright: This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths
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@BillMc7: Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn't think of this.
@emilymaej: I told my niece if I cut her open she would just be made of chicken quesadillas and she said if she cut me open I'd just be dead. Smart kid.
@Duke1173: They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
@Reverend_Scott: Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough.