@canadian_jane: This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster.
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@dankashane20: I want to get a medical bracelet that says, "Shy" so I can I just hold it up during social situations.
@MrsMikePatton: If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?
@MelissaDawn1974: Society has this weird perception that nurses are the most nurturing parents. My kids: My arm hurts when I move it!! Me: Then don't do it.
@Mr_Kapowski: Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view