@msmollybee25: This bartender doesn't know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow.
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@007Rex_Inc: Saint Peter: Name M: David SP: You're in M: Even after that night in Nogales?! SP *winks* *takes a step* *trap door opens* SP: Sucka!
@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.
@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.