@BackrowSeats: This beautiful woman is winking at me. Now she's using the other eye. Never mind, she's just falling asleep.
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@GrrrRach: How the hell wizards don't set fire to themselves, I'll never understand; attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves.
@PinkCamoTO: *looks at calendar* *looks at stomach* *looks at calendar* Guess I'm telling people I'm pregnant again this summer.
@caseytduncan: One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
@agathagotstoned: May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie