@BringDaNoyz: ME: I shot a man in Reno--
YOU: Just to watch him die? haha
ME: I'm a desert photographer, Russell, you know this.
@Rlpihl: I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar
@AnkCoupleTO: KFC Team Member: Anything else?
Me: More gravy please, I'll say when
[several hours later]
KFC TM: WE'RE GONNA DROWN
M: I didn't say when
@ojedge: Siri, fight Alexa.
@darrinfb: Ok America.
You've made us chuckle with this whole Trump 2016 thing.
But if we see Kanye 2020 happen...
No. More. SYRUP.
Love, Canada
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