@doublewenis: This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys.
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@mcmullenforus: College is literally the best/worst time of your life. One minute you’re living it up with your friends, the next you have $3.00 and 4 exams
@slyoung5: Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?
@dafloydsta: [spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course I can, don't be stupid