@doublewenis: This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys.
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@EricaLynnz: Brb taking my potted plant for a walk "And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"
@SteveSuckington: Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
@matt___nelson: [interrogation] Where were you last night? "Out killing people" Louder for the tape [leans in] "The Cheesecake Factory, that's where I was"