@ventivodkacran: This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.
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@Beatonm5: skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up
@inikoblue: Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me.
@MdUNH: Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.
@nbadag: NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese