@delusions_of: This could be the expired methamphetamines talking but yeah, I'd love to babysit your kids.
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@RocketRankoon: [5 minutes after being trapped in an elevator] Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine
@TheBoydP: Drink like a fish and you'll never feel like a fish out of water socially. You might look like one but you'll never feel like one...
@primawesome: I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.