@delusions_of: This could be the expired methamphetamines talking but yeah, I'd love to babysit your kids.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jordan_stratton: GOD: Eyelashes ANGEL: What do they do? GOD: Protect eyes ANGEL: And? GOD: Get into people's eyes. It's extremely painful. ANGEL: Are you ok?
@seriouslyemily: This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.
@TheToddWilliams: [creation] GOD: Let's name some of you bugs FLY: Me first! GOD: Okay…Fly FLY: Hell yeah! BUTTERFLY: Now me! GOD: Hmm…Butterfly FLY: Sonuvab-