@abhorrent_wife: This could be us but you eatin'
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@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.
@amishschool: Offered the kids $5 to clean so they could learn about money and then didn't pay them so they could learn about randomly trusting people.
@Darlainky: *watching smart car washed away in a flood on the news* If it was really smart it would know how to swim.