@abhorrent_wife: This could be us but you eatin'
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@bracealmighty: My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone.
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.
@dshack8: Don't call me "Dad", please call me by my professional title, "Half-Eaten Food Connoisseur Broken Toy Engineer Butt-Wipeologist".