@Parentpains: This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.
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@HeidiCF8: I'm going to write "I miss you" on a rock. Then throw it at your face. I just want you to know how much it hurts..
@MouVanLee: Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend.
@AmishPornStar1: Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat.