@thejakeshenry: This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates.
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@seriouslyemily: Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar.
@DannyZuker: Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section.
@iwearaonesie: the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions
@charliedelta7: I'm so hungry, I could eat this food without even instagraming it first. No, but seriously, I'm going to instagram it first. Don't be crazy