@AristotlesNZ: This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck.
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@CountMackula: Im not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
@neiltyson: Mysteries of #Gravity: Why Bullock's hair, in otherwise convincing zero-G scenes, did not float freely on her head.
@Mr_Kapowski: My daughter lost her 1st tooth today so I'm staying up all night to see The Rock in a tutu.
@Poutymcgee: "You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!" - Vodka