@zgbetty: This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
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@sannewman: Hey maybe the dark matter in the universe is actually all the money that is owed to freelancers.
@Jayson_Two_time: Ummm yeah I want one of those phone case's where I can put my credit cards in with my phone so when I lose my phone I'm also broke. Genius!
@UncleDuke1969: To all of you who tweet constantly about drinking wine... Somebody has to say it. GRAPE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY.