@DaleInc: This drink tastes like the neighbors will be hearing late night small arms fire. I swear I just saw a coyote or a squirrel or a tree or a...
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@P_o_n_k: BURGLAR: Look at all these pizza boxes. He must eat it every day. ME (hiding in closet): Yeah, or maybe he threw a cool party with friends.