@lecalabara: This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich. Thanks, "artist". Now I have nothing to pick off.
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@rocknthepurple: My right eye is twitching like it's at some kind of techno dance party that the rest of me wasn't invited to.
@fro_vo: dave: dave's coming over dave: dave from work or dave who talks to himself dave: no one's coming over dave
@robotmouthfarts: [Half of my body is already in the anaconda] "Is this a date? This feels like a date."