@NurseMurderer: This earthquake was the first time that I've ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
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@behindyourback: 11:30pm is the time each night when I ask myself the ancient question of the universe: what if I just ate everything
@River_Niles: A white American told me I shouldn't call myself "British" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American.