@pixelatedboat: This Easter, please take a moment to remember Jesus and his inspiring message for mankind:
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@WilliamAder: By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!
@helltotheyaya: Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?