@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!
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@abbycohenwl: [Founding Fathers] -But how do we get court witnesses 2 tell the truth? -They swear on a bible? -Thats stupid -Hey lunch's here -Done[gavel]