@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!
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@TheUrbanSlangs: Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
@WheelTod: I hate being woken up so if you find me sleeping, let me rest. If you can't follow that simple rule, next time just hire another pilot.
@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.