@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!
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@vinfury: Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!
@kelkulus: Adding "family" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair.