@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!
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@audipenny: Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
@fillthevacuum: If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once.
@AndrewNadeau0: I'm not rich in money, but I'm rich in friends and family. You know, the bad kind of rich.
@MrsMikePatton: Maybe if we press "2" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the "1" line.