@Dawn_M_: This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse.
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@Tups13: I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly.
@goldengateblond: Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs? It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school.