@Dawn_M_: This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse.
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@TheCatWhisprer: The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit.
@AClkwrkStarfish: The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well.
@DoubtTommy: how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever.