@omgthatspunny: This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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@Dawn_M_: Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.
@TheToddWilliams: TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going "Band? We thought you said ban" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?
@Scott_A_Gilmore: OK, time to put up the tree and spend the next six weeks scolding the cat for playing with the dangly remarkably-cat-toy-like ornaments.