@Sickayduh: This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months.
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@GrantTanaka: First man discovered fire. Then he invented the wheel. Then there was, like, 500 years where he just kept setting the wheel on fire.
@rachelle_mandik: let us all return to a simpler time, such as when i believed astroturf was farmed in space and brought to earth