@seriouslyemily: This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: "Frozen" is on TV! Me: We have it on DVD. And Blu-ray. And digital download. 4: Yeah, but this one is on right now.