@LukeMones: This google docs thing is lame. Whatever happened to those viruses that turned your screen into a laughing skull & shut down the power grid?
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@squirrel74wkgn: I wonder what happens if you put on Axe body spray and Old Spice deodor- ＰＯＯＦ！[ponytail appears]
@jwoodham: ASTRONAUT: Houston, we have a problem. HOUSTON: Oh, we're fine down here, thanks for asking. Let's make this all about you though, as usual.
@EyeSeeYou619: "Screw it, I'm a mermaid now" ~ me, after accidentally putting both legs in the same side of my goddamn sweatpants
@: Kids born in the years 2000 and after will never know the struggle of learning their birthdays in French like we did 2000: deux mille 2001: deux mille un 1997: mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-sept