@passion8turk: This green smoothie tastes like God wants me to be fat.
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@sixfootcandy: Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art.
@JustFingKatie: I keep getting a message that "Twitter is having issues"nnGood job guys...we drove twitter crazy!
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.
@thatfinguy: Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior.