@vault101girl: This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out.
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@_TeaChap: I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops.
@SassyTexasGal: Sees cute guy in the parking. Drops something so I can bend over & do the sexy hair flip. Forgets I have short hair. He sees me as seizing.
@NefuDaBoss: Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What
@Death_Buddy: *gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*