@OhNoSheTwitnt: This guy gets it.
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@shariv67: The bright side of global warming is that 100% of our great grandchildren will own beachfront property.
@Home_Halfway: LAWYER: Your Uncle Paul Watt passed away ME: Wow I didn't know him L: He bequeathed his mine to you ME: Wait a minute L: Watts mine is yours
@AnniemuMary: I painted 1 room & then the hallway and room next to it looked kinda shabby and I'm guessing this is how plastic surgery gets out of hand.
@PaperWash: "are you sure these x-rays are safe?" [doctor 12 feet away behind a lead wall] you're fine