@amishschool: This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him.
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@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@novicefather: her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows
@SteveKoehler22: This headline stunned me- "Mars to reduce carbon emissions" Until I realized it was the candy maker ... and not the planet.