@amishschool: This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him.
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@Discourt: I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done.
@girlposts: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
@RandiLawson: Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones