@SSDated: This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward.
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@jake_likes_naps: *locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying
@sixfootcandy: And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel.
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@captaincoximus: When asked my theory on Amelia Earhart's disappearance I said "maybe she went black" and now I don't have to help with homework