@Dawn_M_: This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I'm just going to let him die.
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@Ms_WhateverV: Kids....because who doesn't enjoy a fun game of "What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?"
@WornOutMommy: I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. Lather. Rinse. Repeat!