@CheryeDavis: This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said "No thanks I'll walk"
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@ilovepie84: I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures.
@BarebakAssassin: The best thing about dating someone with a barbed wire tattoo is knowing that you won't be known as their "worst regret" when you break up.
@ndiquote: [first date] her : where do you see yourself in next 10 years? me : at our daughter’s piano recital
@MrFornicator: Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.