@Swishergirl24: This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure "God" is trying to kill him.
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@TheMichaelRock: Me: If I have $45 and your mother has $15, how much money does your mom have? 6yo: $60 Me: That's correct, son.
@PressOneForNo: When your toddlers are teenagers don't forget to wake them at 5am because your sock came off
@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..