@orny_xo: This guy thinks I'm taking down his number, but I'm really just writing this tweet.
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@daveexplosm: The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too.
@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave