@ch000ch: this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning
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@tastefactory: [at subway] And just a little lettuce. *the guy starts backing a truck full of lettuce toward my sandwich & the truck is beeping* No wait.
@Kristen_R5: summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
@TheTweetOfGod: I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other.