@ch000ch: this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning
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@KalvinMacleod: [at job interview] It says here that you are very hands on. Yes, sir, I am. Can you give me an example of this? *gently caresses his face*
@Alex_N_Chains: I think it's fair to question whether or not Barack Obama is an American. I mean, look at him. He's awfully thin...
@jonnysun: maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america
@LADaddy: There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too.