@imence2: This guys talking about "Calm down, everything happens for a reason". Then he gets all angry when I punch him in the face. What a hypocrite.
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@TEXASVETERAN: How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
@FriedGoat: I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes
@mrtruthandsoul: Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation
@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.