@Mardigroan: This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion.
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@owlcity: If someone calls me a sir one more time I will literally wear a top hat and a monocle and roll my eyes so hard you will not survive.
@blade_funner: [itsy bitsy spider diary] Day 47 of my attempt to climb water spout. Weather looks good. Hopeful.
@trojansauce: [dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time