@Mardigroan: This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion.
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@msdanifernandez: [dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend
@DamienFahey: "This is NPR." Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo.
@DaddyJew: If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?