@AdamUrbane: This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground.
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@TheAlexNevil: *job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle.
@girl_a_whirl: Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me
@JasonLastname: The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice.