@AdamUrbane: This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground.
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@shariv67: Hello? I'd like to rent one bouncey house, please. How many will be using it? Just one. Her age? Uh. Four........ty-seven.
@joekjoek: How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret "numbers" to the hygienist
@milkin_hunnies: "What kind of dog is this?" "Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you?" "PUT MY SON DOWN"